How do I tell my partner she has bad breath/bad pussy odor?

Dear Love Drive,

I’m looking for a graceful approach to let my partners know about their sometimes offensive breath and pussy odor. 

With one partner it was a sudden but temporary change in their pussy odor and with another it’s an occasional breath issue. 

Little help here would ya? This could literally save relationships. 

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How To Quickly Recover After A Brutal Rejection

What to say after the person you just asked out tells you they have a boyfriend

I just moved to Montreal in November of last year

Roger and I spent 9 months driving from San Francisco to Montreal, exploring the United States and living in the back of my pickup. A dirtbag version of John Steinbeck’s Travels With Charlie in Search of America if you will. Great book, I learned a lot from reading it before my trip.

Here’s one thing I learned. Offer strangers something to eat or drink, especially if you might’ve parked on their land inadvertently. This will lower your odds of getting shot.

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What I Learned From My Dog Roger About Love

dog love

Two and a half years ago, I started looking for a dog

Single again, my girlfriend at the time and I had just broken up. It happened on my birthday over fancy pizza in Oakland. Some birthdays you remember, some you forget. I won’t forget this one.

I’m not sure what happened.  She wanted to be in love. I loved her, but I wasn’t in love anymore. It was sad. I still love her.

Both my most recent ex girlfriends had dogs.

I’d dog sit occasionally, and loved having them around. There’s nothing quite like a dog greeting you at the door after you get home. It’s nice to always have someone to go on a walk with, and someone to cuddle with at night.

Also, I was lonely, single, and sad.

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I Was Wrong About Women Hating Old Spice

OLD SPICE

Last week I asked my lady friends if they liked the smell of Old Spice deodorant

Why? Because earlier that week I caught one of my close guy friends using Old Spice.

Bro. Chicks don’t like the smell of Old Spice.

He looked at me as if I’d just slapped him and challenged him to a dual.

Bro?! Are serious? Every woman I have EVER dated LOVES the Smell of Old Spice.

Another friend was present but abstained from what was clearly going to be a very contentious conversation.

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