March 29, 2017

Stop Ghosting and Use This Breakup Line Instead

I’ve been ghosted before, it feels terrible.

I’d been living in Panama for 6 months. I moved there to start a hostel for motorcycle travelers riding from Central to South America. I was working 12 hour days 7 days a week. I didn’t speak Spanish, and I had a hard time meeting women.

People said not to worry. They told me everyone speaks English in Panama and the Latinas are going to love me.

They were wrong. I was spinning my wheels and getting desperate to meet someone, anyone.Continue reading

March 22, 2017

Online Dating Wasted My Time and Turned Me Into a Picky Dater

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I’ve met some lovely people though online dating.

That’s where I met my most recent ex. She’s wonderful, we still talk almost every week.

I’ve also met some incredible sex partners online. When I was horny, I could line up a sex date in a few hours if I was lucky.

One day I’ll share my outgoing messages with you. I’ll figure out which messages worked and why. I’m sure there’s a formula for why some worked better than others.Continue reading

March 20, 2017

The Be Happy 6 Step Plan for Lonely and Single People

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My dog Roger and I gave free love advice to lonely and single people yesterday

The sun was out in Montreal and the temperature was bearable. It felt like spring. I like spring. Everything starts to thaw, including people’s desire to connect. Exciting.

I packed up my recording gear and my free love advice sign and headed up the mountain. The goal was to give free love advice to people at the top of Mont Royal. I had no idea I’d run into so many lonely and single people.Continue reading

March 15, 2017

A Shortcut to Orgasm With Your New Partner

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I’m always looking for shortcuts in life

The shortest line at the grocery store. The shortcut through the gas station parking lot. Graduating from university by doing the least amount of work possible.

Wait. I’m not sure that last one is actually a shortcut but it is a testament to my desire to have as much fun while doing as little work as possible.

Come to think of it, that comes in handy during sex with a new partner.Continue reading

March 13, 2017

It’s Hard to See the Big Picture When Life Sucks

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When you’re in the shit, it’s hard to see the light. Shit is pretty dark

Here’s a shitty thing or two

Some of my worst moments in the last 9 years:

  • When I realized that I couldn’t stop drinking and using drugs, and that my life was fucked at the age of 25. I couldn’t go on like this.
  • When I found myself living in Panama, not speaking Spanish, totally alone, and trying to set up a hostel for motorcycle travelers. I was sad, frustrated, lonely, and desperate for sex. No one wanted anything to do with me.
  • When I was labeled a sexual predator after a job interview at a tech company because of what the company thought of The Love Drive. I spent months second guessing my life and thought about flushing The Love Drive down the toilet so I could be accepted by tech bros.Continue reading
March 8, 2017

Virginity Do Over. Have Sex With Someone You Really Want to Have Sex With

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It’s never too late for a do over. Next time you have sex, make it with someone you really want to have sex with

I haven’t had sex since September

6 months. That’s a long time for some, not that long for others.

It’s long time for me, but I’m not worried about it.

I’m happy today, so I’m not looking to change the way I feel by using sex. Or food, booze, drugs, shopping, or cigarettes.Continue reading